letthismix:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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youdadumb-bitch remember this?

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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Shower Thoughts [distractify]

Previously: Human Shower Thoughts

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

finsterface:

If they don’t get your 30 Rock references, that’s a dealbreaker, ladies!

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

ilanawexler:

More of Broad City filming season 2. Yes, that is Ilana in a wig in the second photo.

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?