when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
youdadumb-bitch remember this?
"Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you."—TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
If they don’t get your 30 Rock references, that’s a dealbreaker, ladies!
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.
More of Broad City filming season 2. Yes, that is Ilana in a wig in the second photo.
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay